History of the Horizontal Working Movement

We live in a period of internal uncertainty and the human society as a whole is surprised by strange events such as Greek Crisis, Brexit, Trump election. What is wrong with our society you ask yourself?

In the times when humans were just starting to evolve from reptile forms, the natural position of a human was horizontal. Just a few weeks ago, more human ancestors from hundreds of thousands of years ago were found in China. Their position in the ground when found? Horizontal.

As years passed and technology took over our civilization, the unnatural vertical position became 'the new norm'. The +/-90 degrees horizontal position helps to enhance our brain cells by bringing blood to the left side of the brain (or known as the 'leftist' horizontal movement supported by creative professionals) or the right side of the brain (the 'right-wing' movement supported by leaders and organizers). The horizontal movement also has the ultra left and extreme right wings, which support working at extreme angles up to 105 degrees.

With extensive scientific research, it has been proven that the human brain is ~452% more productive when in horizontal position, while the legacy vertical position leads to blood withdrawal from the brain and zombie-like behavior of the vertical people.

With all those facts, you would ask why is horizontal working not prevalent? The answer is simple, yet scary - a group of the most powerful men in the world, known and The Verticalatii wants all humans to live their days vertically so they can be easily manipulated and exploited. They work tirelessly to keep the horizontal truth from the masses and use their knowledge to control the world governments and populations. Have you ever seen a soldier or general killing other people while in horizontal position on a couch ? No ? Look at it this way. If people are fighting The Verticalatii while standing up vertically, they'll spend too much energy fighting gravity and thus will be powerless against the horizontal, all powerful, few.

All may look gloom at this point, but fear not. Little by little, the smartest people in the world are realizing the manipulation of the rest. It all started with Abraham Lincoln, the first to recognize the existence of the Verticalatii. He was murdered by a John Wilkes Booth, an easily manipulated vertical sheep hired by Verticalatii, before he could spread his knowledge too far. At this present moment, it estimated that about one percent of the smartest people in the world are aware of the Verticalatii's existence - a fair amount, but most of them simply too afraid to come out with their knowledge, for fear of assassination.

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