"Explain horizontal working"

When the body is horizontal, the brain's left/right side has higher blood circulation and the brain performs at an optimal rate.

"Why is a vertical position detrimental to brain activity?"

When people work in a vertical position, the blood circulation is forced out of their brain - making them (far) less than intelligent and easy to control/manipulate.

"What about the war in Ukraine?"

As evidenced by numerous film footage, the russian aggressors are attacking with soldiers standing upright. However, soldiers that are seen in a horizontal stance are peaceful defenders. Coincidence?

"Does horizontal working benefit climate change?"

By reducing the energy demands associated with vertical working (such as heating, cooling, and lighting), horizontal working can help to reduce carbon footprints and promote sustainability.

"Why does no one speak about Horizontal Working?"

A select group of the most influential people in the world (the Verticalatii) keeps it a secret, so they can easily control the 'zombied' vertically oriented people.

"I am an artist - what horizontal working is right for me?"

You should work leaning to your left side - this will activate the left/artistic side of your brain.

"How did Trump win the US elections?"

Visible by his hairdo, Trump is clearly spending most of his days in a horizontal position, leaning to his right. We had predicted back in 2011 that he will win the elections.

"What caused the Greek crisis?"

We know Greeks spend most of their days in horizontal working - something the Directionatii could not allow to go unpunished. The economic hardships inflicted on the greek people are meant to force them to work in a vertical position.

Multiple studies have shown that horizontal people are the leaders and influencers in every industry. By rotating your twitter profile, we will make it a must-follow for every celebrity.

Since the brain of horizontal people functions at a higher speed, they can like and share up to 40 posts per minute. Switching to a horizontal Facebook page design will make your community go viral in no time.

Massively horizontal computing is the new name in super-high performance computing. By simply rotating your CPU, we will allow you to train artificial intelligence models in nano-seconds without ever needing another GPU.